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Lets Define a Girl...

They usually do before going a Party!

Facial...

Bleach...

Waxing...

Hair Cutting/Straighting...

Threading...

Toning...

Scrubing...

Moisturing...

When they complete all of the above!

Then they start...

Puting on

Lipstick...

Lipgloss...

Lipliner...

Perfume...

Body Toner...

Body Lotion...

Eye Liner...

Eye Shadow...

Eye Mashkara...

Foundation...

Face Powder...

Ring...

Bracelet...

Neckless...

Nail Paint...

Party Dress...

Sandle...

Purse...

And

At last the says that...

"Yaar jaldi ke bajah se kuch kar nehi payi"

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Lets define a Boy...

When one decide to join a Party

Then he asked his friends like this...

"Vai tu nahake ayega kiya?"

Then the other one reply like this...

"Cahl be tere baap ki barat hey kiya?"

Boys always Rocks...
and always fit for all the sisuations!!!

Dakbox